Monthly Archives: October 2013

Halloween! And also a look ahead…

It’s finally here!  Halloween is officially upon us.  I would taunt and tantalize you with all my glorious Halloween plans…except… I have to work. One of the chief flaws inherit in working a third-shift food service job is the sacrifice … Continue reading

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The Cook’s Couch Episode 2: Fried Rice and Vincent Price

Okay, so I lied.  I wasn’t going to post a Cook’s Couch because I didn’t have any onions.  But sooner or later, hungry happens.  And it’s motherfucking Halloween.  So I threw together something nice and quick to tide you over. … Continue reading

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It’s Hell Being a Horror Hipster

Halloween is less than four hours away, and I’m going to spend that time talking about something very important to me.  It’s something that I’ve loved my whole life, and something that, for a few years now, I’ve had to … Continue reading

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The Perils of Poor Planning (Necesito mas cebollas güey!) Your Cook’s Couch Substitute

I know, I know, I said I was going to Hogwarts.  But Reckoning has finished installing, Remember Me finally GameFlew in today, and once again we start the day with the breakfast of champions, so I thought I’d show a … Continue reading

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Screw you guys, I’m goin’ ta Hogwarts ( a not so subtle plug for GameFly)

So there’s a very distinct chance that you’ll be seeing a little less of me this week, possibly into the next.  I apologize profusely, but you see LEGO Harry Potter Years 5-7 arrived in the mail yesterday.  So I’m off … Continue reading

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The Breakfast of Champions

Intrepid readers, today I would like to impart upon you all one of the secrets of my vast and immeasurable success.  But Grice, I hear you say, won’t it cease to be a secret if you divulge it to us, … Continue reading

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YouTube Music Artist of the Year Endorsement: Epic Rap Battles of History If you don’t know who these guys are…you totally should.  Collectively two YouTube artists NicePeter and EpicLloyd, they create rap battles between influential people throughout history both real … Continue reading

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Lyricskrieg: A Piece of Cake

I just want to play on my pan pipes, I just want to drink me some wine. As soon as you’re born you start dyin’ so you might as well have a good time. You’re sitting there thinking your thoughts; … Continue reading

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A touch of ambiance on an autumn evening.

As I was walking to work last night, I happened to pass someone sitting on their porch playing an accordion, and for some *cough* unknown reason I was almost overwhelmed with the urge to stop my transit long enough to … Continue reading

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The Cook’s Couch Episode 1: Bolognese and Venture Brothers

One day in the near future, I’m going to try to cobble together one of my old computers and put it in the kitchen with a monitor.  Why, you ask? When I was in my 20’s, living with my mom … Continue reading

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