The Breakfast of Champions

Intrepid readers, today I would like to impart upon you all one of the secrets of my vast and immeasurable success.  But Grice, I hear you say, won’t it cease to be a secret if you divulge it to us, your attentive and dedicated audience?  I guess it will, but some secrets deserve to be shared.  So here it is, without further ado; the Breakfast of Champions.

Spicy Nacho Doritos and a 2-Liter of Dr. Pepper.  Yes, I’m serious.  Why are you laughing so hard?

Look, I hear what you’re saying: MSG is bad for you and can trigger migraines.  Carbonic acid can lead to certain forms of osteoporosis and high fructose corn syrup causes di-beetus and obesity, or diabesity, if you will.

I’m sorry, I thought you wanted to be a goddamn champion.  Being a champion means sacrificing EVERYTHING just to be the best.  Do YOU have what it takes to be the best?

Yeah me either.

But now that I’ve had breakfast, I can blog like I mean it.

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About geist171

All my life I was told that I could be anything I wanted. I chose to be gracious for my blessings, generous with my fortunes, and in no particular hurry. I view my ADD as an alternative cognitive configuration rather than a disorder, and I never. shut. the fuck. up. I promise.
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2 Responses to The Breakfast of Champions

  1. Giselle Noir says:

    MY DIABESITY BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

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