Intrepid readers, today I would like to impart upon you all one of the secrets of my vast and immeasurable success. But Grice, I hear you say, won’t it cease to be a secret if you divulge it to us, your attentive and dedicated audience? I guess it will, but some secrets deserve to be shared. So here it is, without further ado; the Breakfast of Champions.
Spicy Nacho Doritos and a 2-Liter of Dr. Pepper. Yes, I’m serious. Why are you laughing so hard?
Look, I hear what you’re saying: MSG is bad for you and can trigger migraines. Carbonic acid can lead to certain forms of osteoporosis and high fructose corn syrup causes di-beetus and obesity, or diabesity, if you will.
I’m sorry, I thought you wanted to be a goddamn champion. Being a champion means sacrificing EVERYTHING just to be the best. Do YOU have what it takes to be the best?
Yeah me either.
But now that I’ve had breakfast, I can blog like I mean it.