The 16 customers that bar staff should be legally allowed to stab in the kidneys – Us Vs Th3m

The 16 customers that bar staff should be legally allowed to stab in the kidneys – Us Vs Th3m.

 

Technically I’m not bar staff.  I do, however, cook at a place that has more bar occupancy than dining room occupancy and the restaurant side is open until 5am.  So I deal with a LOT. OF DRUNKEN. DOUCHEBAGS.

 

And I have seen each and every one of these…more times than I can count.  So bar patrons: learn these types and try not to be them…bartenders, please sharpen your beer keys and corkscrews and be prepared to identify and stabby-stab.

 

That is all.

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All my life I was told that I could be anything I wanted. I chose to be gracious for my blessings, generous with my fortunes, and in no particular hurry. I view my ADD as an alternative cognitive configuration rather than a disorder, and I never. shut. the fuck. up. I promise.
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