Monthly Archives: December 2013

Aw Shit It’s Almost New Year’s!

So it occurs to me that it is, in fact, almost 2014. I believe my night more or less revolves around: airplane bottles of Henny and Hypno, a mysteriously appearing pint of Fireball, and probably some video games.  Yeah I … Continue reading

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The Demon Dog Made Me Do It: Confessions of Sorcerer Abel de La Rue and Serial Killer David Berkowitz

Originally posted on EsoterX:
Ignore what the dog tells you. If your dog tells you that your only hope for a normal life is to kill someone, odds are that your dog is a liar.  He obviously does not have…

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The Beginning of the End or That Was Fun, Now What?

Christmas is officially over now, which means we begin the seven-day crawl towards Year’s End.  Which means that now we’re going to be assaulted throughout popular media with “year in review” and “best of 2013” and a million and twelve … Continue reading

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Christmastime is Here (The Un-Wrap-Up Edition) or Thank God That’s Over

First and foremost, I would like to state that my candy haul this Christmas rivals the pillowcase of a seven-year-old after a triumphant Trick-or-Treat.  No I’m serious.  At this point I’m fairly sure I have enough chocolate to last me … Continue reading

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A Vampire Looks at 30 (vol. 2) and/or Christmas at Ground Zero

In truth I hadn’t expected this whole “Looks at 30” thing to happen as sporadically and at random as it seems to be.  I’ve gotten used to the random bouts of nostalgia, and I even occasionally make it through one … Continue reading

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Christmas time is here…

So having spent all last night making delicious pasta sauce and listening to the Bad Santa, Gremlins, Elf loop my friends had playing in their bedroom last night, I can say now with no uncertainty… That Christmas is upon us. Now … Continue reading

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Holiday Bolognese and Even More Archer

So, it’s that time again. Time for more meat sauce.  Yes, I love this shit.  All the usual stuff, plus an Anaheim and two Serrano peppers and a pound of baby bella mushrooms.  It’s been raining for two days now. … Continue reading

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Culture Shock Day 7 or Readjusting to Life in the Middle of Nowhere (vol. 1)

Having run out of food and supplies, I was forced to kill my companions and eat their remains.  This was not nearly as productive as I had hoped, as I had to resort to poison.  It was only after I … Continue reading

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Culture Shock Day 4 or Eh It Kinda Snowed a Little I Guess.

So, I haven’t gone crazy and killed anyone.  I promise. I have drunk an excessive amount of Mtn. Dew.  I have more or less sat on the internet.  So, you know, nothing new or different.   I did however buy … Continue reading

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Culture Shock: Day 1 or There and Back Again, A Grice’s Tale

Okay, the title is a little alarmist.  Culture shock isn’t going to hit for a few days, and even when it does, this is still where I grew up.  I still have roots here so it’s…a different kind of shock … Continue reading

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