First and foremost, I would like to state that my candy haul this Christmas rivals the pillowcase of a seven-year-old after a triumphant Trick-or-Treat. No I’m serious. At this point I’m fairly sure I have enough chocolate to last me until February. Seeing as how people didn’t know I was gonna be up for Christmas proper until about a week prior, I gotta give everybody “mad props, yo” on the fact that I got presents in the first place, and apparently I’m hard to shop for? I dunno it’s a pretty sweet haul.
I would, however, like to share with you my favorite gift: a ball of red yarn, with a black yarn mustache, googly eyes, and a button nose. I have decided to name him Ernesto. No, I don’t know why. It’s just his name. Deal with it.
It’s also been two days of ridiculous shit in stockings (a glow-in-the-dark cockroach?) and tons of food, and I’ll be honest I’m about ready to coma for a while, and I finally have my TV and PS3 set up, and there’s not a billion and twelve people and/or animals running more or less amok and/or rampant through the house.
If I’m really lucky there might even be a late delivery coming my way tonight, but I’m not really gonna hold my breath on that one. It’s a holiday, after all.
So it’s going to be a night filled with internet and/or video games and some Weird Al. I finally got my hands on a bunch of Weird Al, and so I’m going through all the albums I haven’t listened to already.
- Christmas Loot: Pretty Decent Haul (klcollins.org)
- What’s Christmas Without a Little Chocolate? (whatkerriwrites.wordpress.com)
- Do you really need all that shit? (derekmcdonnellblog.wordpress.com)
- Alyson Hannigan Sports Santa Hat on Christmas Eve! (justjared.com)
- Merry Christmas! [Greetings + Christmas Haul] (readbytheundead.wordpress.com)