Be Careful What You Wish For or Where the Fuck Are We, Wisconsin?

All temperatures are measured in Fahrenheit because I live in ‘Murica, goddammit.  

So you remember how yesterday I was all “it’s been raining for days I wish it would snow, but I’ll probably regret it as soon as it does?”

Well…funny thing happened.  It totally started snowing eventually.  It only snowed about an inch or two where I live, but I know for a fact that other parts of the county got more.

At around 6 this morning it was 2 fucking degrees.  The forecast for Monday night is a horrifying thing, with an expected high of around 10 degrees.  With a windchill of NEGATIVE 30.  They’re calling for 50 mile-an-hour winds.

I live in the goddamn mountains of North Carolina.  Hurricane-force winds are not really something we see a lot.  Sure, it’s windy up here, but not 50 mph windy.  Did my state forget its identity and suddenly think it was fucking Wisconsin?  I’m not really trying to get goddamn frostbite just to go smoke a cigarette.  And from everything I’ve seen, we’re not even catching the storm, we’re just getting blasted with the edges.

Hopefully I’ll find something more interesting to blog about later tonight.

 

 

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All my life I was told that I could be anything I wanted. I chose to be gracious for my blessings, generous with my fortunes, and in no particular hurry. I view my ADD as an alternative cognitive configuration rather than a disorder, and I never. shut. the fuck. up. I promise.
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